Story Game (Part 2)

[DbP|Madara0Sama]

SO YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW HOW DBP CAME TO BE?

THE TRUE FORGOTTEN STORY OF DONKEY BONR PRODUCTION

DbP was once a porno studio made by Patrick who liked to see real porn instead of fake porn with barbies so thats when Donkey Banging Porn started. So a few friends of pat came along and fucked each other in front of a camera which was GREAT until they came, and realised what was going on with the elephant who was butt raping pat and they ran to start a rival clan. Who said started to dance like Matt does at his Mom's dance studio then Ryan shited in his pants while dancing like an Indian hooker, which Pat thought was awesome cause he does the same thing too. Then Madara the Jew hater came along and ruined everyone's fun because he as a steaming pile of awesomness as he always was. But Levi......well Levi never went to school so his grammer sucks but then along came a niglet (Pat) who started to kill everyone in the room with a butter knife. Unfortunately the butter knife was too dull to cause any real damage, so Arekno (the awesome and fearless) came and gave him his big dildo to shove it up his own ass cause he fails. The next day, glowing Kog started to beat birds up with a tenis racket while they clawed at his face with their talons. They were too strong for him so he set pat on them and walked away, he came back 10 minutes later and found that pat was bent over being ass raped my them but luckly Zero came and ass rape Pat's butt instead so he was saved from being ass raped from 10,000 mini bird penis. But then zero ran out of viagra so he pulled his fake strap on penis out of pat then inserted his real 1 inch penis inside pat's ass after taking more viagra but sadly pat's ass hole was too sore so zero with his boner broke in half and zero laid on the ground with a broken off dick and decided he wanted a sex change, So he went to the local Asian doctor in Chinatown to get his sex change, but the doctor sucked so much that he removed his front teeth instead, which left him looking like a zombie so zero beat the shit out of the doctor and then zero became a zombie in a cod4 zombie mod. Which gave darkstar the perfect opertunity to be a dog and rip zero's half stubbed penis off his zombie body. Now in the other part of town, the evil zerofive1 create an army that would forge a rival clan against DbP to show that other clan can be better than the DbP clan but pat found this story and is about to BAN all of you but as he hit the button he accidentally banned himself and he is now playing "Barbie and the unicorn", but he wasnt sad because he likes to undress the barbies because its the most he'll ever get. Suddenly (GASP!) a Ken doll comes flying out from no where and gets into a fight with chuck norris but then chuck norris starts crying The evil zerofive1 finds out about Pat's self banning and laughs until he pisses his pants but then uses his piss superpowers to save the global economic slowdown By pissing on the worlds politicians killing them one by one and that is where the idea for the sniper in tf2 to throw piss at people came from but then pat saw kogs xfire thingy and it sais World Of warcraft and decided to... make fun of kog for being such a Level 64 GAYLORD, that he decided to leave it alone and walk away to rape ryan's sister who was drop dead gorgeous and let Kog suck her dick. But it was all ok since kog had a vigina. So after they played together Kog wanted to snuggle and talk, but he realized that his vagina had cum in it and screamed, "HOLY FUCKING HELL!" and went off to get a strap on vagina.So back in Boston Matt was singing Thriller while he was on a duck boat tour and then a bitch ass whore ass nigger shit ass mother fucking ass hole came along and That bitch ass had a stick up his ass, walking like a mega noob, he asked matt for a blow job which matt was famous for having a .5 inch hole mouth shaped like a vagina hole. And they all lived happily ever after.

source: http://dbpclan.net/forum/showthread.php?t=293





NOW part 2 begins a different story....

Originally Posted by DbP|Kog

Now to start a new story. THE STORY OF CAPTAIN OMEGA!!!

Originally Posted by DbP|Kog

But no that's like some fucking japanese anime shit.

We actually start our story with two 40 year old dudes playing halo 3 on the 360...

The two 40 year old dudes was the best of buddies untill...

[DbP|Nick]

(I could have sworn i started the story game and not darkstar...oh well)

they started debating who would make a better master chief.

[HEMI|Tony440]

i call bullshit chuck norris never cries.. or else cancer would be cured.

[DbP|Ryanb213]

Until a black guy came into the room with a fork

[HEMI|Tony440]

and stabbed ryan in the jugular with a hot dog

[Karl]

next morning tony wake up with a broken anus and a black man next to him...

[Muha]

Than an Iraqi officer came in room
(OMG. Didn't even noticed I didn't switch to Sentinel )

[Karl]

and yelled GROUP SEEEEEEEEEEX and jumps in bed starts raping tony and the black man

[dXL|Sentinel X]

Than Osama came in

[Karl]

and asked where the llamas at? no llamas no sex...